Freddie made this contest up while driving down the interstates of America.  He takes a 210 mph heavily modified toilet paper blower, capable of shooting out 1000 sheets of toilet paper out in 6 seconds!  Mounted on a machine gun styled tripod, Freddie or one of the lucky Dad's in the audience proceed to launch 10 rolls of toilet paper out into the audience.

There's toilet paper flying everywhere (are you doing the math?  That's 10,000 sheets). But none of it is left on the ground because the kids are scrambling everywhere, picking it up.  The winner of the contest is the person who collects the most toilet paper - it's all weighed on a scale accurate to 1 gram.  This is one of the most unique shows on Freddie's roster!